None because they pee sitting down.
A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.
Paddy o' Furniture
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
A vegetable..
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)