What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.