What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.