What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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What was the root of the problem dark ages?

The potato famine.

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.