What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.