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Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
A hole in Juan!
They get BUCKED up!
This is a bomb in a bull.
He didn't play well with udders.
understand bull
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
A bull smiles when you milk it.
A bull.
A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
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It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
A steak-out!
Bull the chain when your done !
Play with others.
A full bull!
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
They steer them!
Because he was smooooooooth
Take away his credit card.
Pay him
A mat'o'gore.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
In his beef case!
I can't get pasteurize.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
It takes longer to milk the bull.
A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Shipped beef!
Hamburger!
I'm not scared when the bull charges
What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!
Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*
Catoons
A fjord
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
A Curtis-y flush
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
He didn't know he had it in him.
Then I frown & order the soup.
Just the people who were in charge of that decision.
That's not my stile.
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands
