Understandabull
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Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
A hole in Juan!
They get BUCKED up!
This is a bomb in a bull.
He didn't play well with udders.
understand bull
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
A bull smiles when you milk it.
A bull.
A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
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It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
A steak-out!
Bull the chain when your done !
Play with others.
A full bull!
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
They steer them!
Because he was smooooooooth
Take away his credit card.
Pay him
A mat'o'gore.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
In his beef case!
I can't get pasteurize.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
It takes longer to milk the bull.
A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Shipped beef!
Hamburger!
I'm not scared when the bull charges
Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb
They always bomb the punchline!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
The good ones are hard to put down
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
A solmate
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
A toy-
A: Tulips.
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
Icy dead people!
The cow has the udder.
Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.
Lil Wayne-ker
A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
