What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !