What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.