What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.