Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico?

Counter-Esp on ge

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

because he was mortall.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.