Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.