Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat