What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.