What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ?

Attila you no lies !

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.