What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!