What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

What do you call a giant pile of kittens?

A meowntain