What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling