What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

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What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain :D