What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin