Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Monkey Bar Jokes More Monkey Bar Jokes

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.