Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

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How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Monkey Bar Jokes More Monkey Bar Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.