Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Monkey Bar Jokes More Monkey Bar Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.