Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

Mandarin Jokes More Mandarin Jokes

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.