What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

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What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.