What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow