What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

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Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

What do you call a cow with no hind legs?

an utter drag

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What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.