Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

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How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!