What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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What is the most important use for cowhide?

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

What's do call a masrbating cow?

Beef stroganoff...