What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.