What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.