Masterbate Jokes

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call 100 cows masterbating ?

Beef Strokenoff

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

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Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

What sound did they make?

Bum-bum tssh!

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!