What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck