What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.