What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.