What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.