What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.