Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

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Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

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What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.