What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins