What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam