What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.