How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.