How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

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How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....