How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()