What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!