What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow