What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.