What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

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What do you call a black, seafaring plunderer?

Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said "nigarrr".

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.