What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre