What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

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What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!