What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

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Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What's the Pope iTunes play-list name?

Pray-list.

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How can you make a witch itch?

Take away her "W."

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's