Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ?

Bill-tup area !

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?