What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

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What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!