How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.