Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Nest Jokes More Nest Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.