What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

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What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon