Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Daredevil Jokes More Daredevil Jokes

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.