Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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Who's gonna drive her?

That's right. You.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

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What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York?

The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.