Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

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Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first