What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

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What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.