What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

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Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.