What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

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What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.