For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Because no one wants to hold an erection.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Baked Yazidi
The Starry Knight
They came in like a wrecking ball.
Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
Player: "1:1"
It was experiencing magnetopause.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.
Juan on Juan
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
