If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
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No chance of blocking an uppercut.
My newt.
It's a fugazi.
Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
A stretch
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Chicken Tenders.
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Professor: Astronomical.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
A Fairodactyl
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
I replied.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
To give the ants a chance.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
It's the only chance they have to mate.
Slaves.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Someone who's lost his way to the match.
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
You're trying my patients!
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.
Because his nuts were in his neck!
Briefcase
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
He AJAXulated.
A tattoo.
A hung jury.
Because it was charged with battery.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
