What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker?

All in, du thyme

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.