What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

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They give me the crepes.

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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