How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.