How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!