Because they lasted a minute in battle
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So they can see the battle.
The Battle of the Bulge.
Wat-heirlooms.
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings
They had baron.
You're about to meet da-feet!
Pun-fu fighting
Weasley twins are 50% off
Don't do it, it's Siouxicide
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I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.
Because they kept retweeting.
Giant Fish Tanks.
xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.
Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.
They only had 2 trucks
Napoleon Blownaparte
Steer Wars.
The kernal! Bahahahaha
Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
ATTACH!
The Battle of Gaine's Mill
So they can watch the battle
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.
Independence Day
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
Geordi La Forage
He moved down-under!!
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
They end up in a custardy battle.
They have a custardy battle
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Cloning.
Stop "Russian"
Chardon-neigh
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Double check, mate
Black-on-black rhyme
