Jesus died on the cross
There's none, both like clubbing.
There isn't a Ferrari in my garage
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
To break on through to the other side.
To get to 10.
DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**
A: A pachydermatologist.
PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.
Overdue
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
They both have a little Jesus in 'em...
