What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

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What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples