What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!