What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet