What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP