What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair