What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

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What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.