What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott mit-uns

What do you call a German think tank?

An answer panzer!

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.