What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.